Tag: Zodiac

Why the signs are frustrated

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Aries: they feel like they failed something, relationship issues
Taurus: money issues, too much to do
Gemini: existential crisis, stressed
Cancer: they can’t get their alone time, they feel like failures, they don’t know how to take care of themselves, family issues
Leo: art block probably, self esteem issues
Virgo: they’re being self critical, they feel like they’re doing/saying something wrong, they probably didn’t sleep enough either
Libra: nobody helps them, they have to do everything, someone lied to them
Scorpio: you said something that made them go in existential crisis mode, they overthought themselves, stress, basically anything bc moods.
Sagittarius: they can’t get their freedom, you didn’t want to fight for them
Capricorn: they can’t finish something, they have to give up
Aquarius: they don’t feel unique, self esteem issues, tired of smiling when sad, doesn’t get comfort
Pisces: they overthought(again), you said something that hurt their feelings, bc they can(mood changes), they read/heard something (music/a book) that made them sad

Zodiac Signs As How Evil You Truly Are

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Aries: war mongering drama queens (evil scale 5.0)

Taurus: rage blackouts (evil scale 4.0)

Gemini: liars (evil scale 8.0)

Cancer: will wear your skin as a coat (evil scale 9.0)

Leo: will make you want to wear their skin as a coat (evil scale 3.0)

Virgo: will say they’re evil, but they’re just emotionless (evil scale 1.5)

Libra: you’ll never see the lawsuit coming (evil scale 7.0)

Scorpio: will murder your soul so you’re dead on the inside (evil scale 10.0)

Sagittarius: everyone knows they’re evil but them (evil scale 11.0)

Capricorn: they’ll take your money – by stealing your job (evil scale 6.0)

Aquarius: cold calculating elitists (evil scale 6.0)

Pisces: makes elaborate plans to destroy their enemy but gets “too tired” (evil scale 3.0)

you know shit’s serious when…

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An ARIES stops competing.

A TAURUS lets things be your way.

A GEMINI stops talking.

A CANCER doesn’t care if you hurt them or not anymore.

A LEO doesn’t want to dominate.

A VIRGO becomes chaotic and unorganized.

A LIBRA stops communicating with you.

A SCORPIO starts crying infront of people.

A SAGITTARIUS doesn’t want to control shit anymore.

A CAPRICORN doesn’t care about money or success.

An AQUARIUS doesn’t want to get out of home.

A PISCES starts plotting their revenge on you.

How the Signs Go To Bed

Makes sure everything is done and ready for tomorrow after a heavily intricate night routine: Virgo, Aries, Cancer, Taurus
Brushes teeth and goes to bed: Libra, Sagittarius, Leo, Capricorn
Falls asleep in their jeans and with their makeup on: Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces

What Pisses the Signs Off

Aries: Having to sit still/having nothing to do
Taurus: A sudden change in plans without warning
Gemini: Being alone or isolated
Cancer: Being forced to talk about their personal life
Leo: Being patronized
Virgo: Rude ass people
Libra: Aggressive loudmouths
Scorpio: People who don’t take a stand in arguments
Sagittarius: Really clingy people
Capricorn: Everything.
Aquarius: People who are their opposite
Pisces: Know-it-alls

broken signs

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Aries: becomes less talkative, watching others and observing, irritated easily, might give up on things or seem lazy

Taurus: irregular eating habbits, more quiet and thinking, tired, if you see the, crying it’s really bad

Gemini: might come off as rude or ignorant, tends to isolate themselves from others, talks much less then usual

Cancer: sometimes they can become very angry, screams and pushes people away from them, emotional rollercoaster, either binge eating or lack of food

Leo: angry, looks like they don’t want to talk to you and they don’t, can come off as rude, not as talkative/loud as usual, doesn’t really laugh and can be very pesimistic

Virgo: lack of sleep, might avoid people and overally talk much less, looks and acts tired, can be rude, doesn’t care about other people’s feeling at that very moment

Libra: looks tired, will probably try to talk to you about their problems but then will say something like “ahh don’t worry about it :)”, not as happy and optimistic as they usually are

Scorpio: will take everything personally, might be sarcastic or rude, complains, might actually cry in front of you, won’t tell you if they need help or a hug, tries to act normal

Sagittarius: stops caring, almost doesn’t laugh, distant from people, doesn’t really talk, might as well just disappear for a few days and you won’t know where they’ve gone

Capricorn: you can see it in their face, doubts everything they do, wants to talk about it but doesn’t know how, very quiet

Aquarius: can be rude, becomes more introverted; stays at home if they can, doesn’t talk to people, irregular sleeping

Pisces: maybe the most distant out of all signs, might avoid talking to people, can cry often but you won’t know, doesn’t care about things they normally do care about

the signs as stereotypical anime protagonists

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aries: spiky-haired teenage boy who gets in people’s faces all the time, is probably late for class daily, has a crush on the girly girl who doesn’t like him

taurus: the dark-haired, cool twentysomething who sits at home and is unwillingly dragged into a magical adventure

gemini: the fast-talking magical girl with impossibly long hair whom everyone likes and who keeps talking about the power of friendship

cancer: the moody, lazy student who can’t be arsed to do his homework and doesn’t notice that every girl in his class has feelings for him

leo: the heir to the dojo, the hard-working, decent son of a great father who will do everything to restore his family’s legacy

virgo: the library nerd who has secret crushes on all the guys around her and doesn’t act on them, is trying and failing at being an artist

libra: the cool, collected older sister who is surrounded by rash and wild younger kids. she knows it all, and tries her best to stay out of the magical conflict waiting to happen

scorpio: the scarred badass who survived wars, witnessed slaughters, carries a huge sword and talks to people in a low rumble, never cries but secretly sweet

sagittarius: the wild, jumpy, all-over-the-place adventurer who rushes off to build his latest invention or discover the next magical crystal, stumbles through conversations but everyone likes them

capricorn: the wise-cracking laidback guy in the back who sucks on a straw and tries to pass himself off as lazy, yet is secretly a master in swordfighting

aquarius: the artistic teenage girl who runs around, crying and being dramatic and making an impact on the life of the dreary, serious older boy she likes

pisces: the peace-making gifted special child with a weird hair color and a tendency to surround herself with loyal friends, who sets off to stop the war

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Cancer: Healing Potion

Virgo: A Glimpse to the future Potion

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Scorpio: Love Potion

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Piscis: Protection Potion