Aries: they feel like they failed something, relationship issues
Taurus: money issues, too much to do
Gemini: existential crisis, stressed
Cancer: they can’t get their alone time, they feel like failures, they don’t know how to take care of themselves, family issues
Leo: art block probably, self esteem issues
Virgo: they’re being self critical, they feel like they’re doing/saying something wrong, they probably didn’t sleep enough either
Libra: nobody helps them, they have to do everything, someone lied to them
Scorpio: you said something that made them go in existential crisis mode, they overthought themselves, stress, basically anything bc moods.
Sagittarius: they can’t get their freedom, you didn’t want to fight for them
Capricorn: they can’t finish something, they have to give up
Aquarius: they don’t feel unique, self esteem issues, tired of smiling when sad, doesn’t get comfort
Pisces: they overthought(again), you said something that hurt their feelings, bc they can(mood changes), they read/heard something (music/a book) that made them sad
Tag: taurus
the “I told ya’ll this would happen but nobody listened to me” squad
Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Cancer, Leo, Aries
you know shit’s serious when…
An ARIES stops competing.
A TAURUS lets things be your way.
A GEMINI stops talking.
A CANCER doesn’t care if you hurt them or not anymore.
A LEO doesn’t want to dominate.
A VIRGO becomes chaotic and unorganized.
A LIBRA stops communicating with you.
A SCORPIO starts crying infront of people.
A SAGITTARIUS doesn’t want to control shit anymore.
A CAPRICORN doesn’t care about money or success.
An AQUARIUS doesn’t want to get out of home.
A PISCES starts plotting their revenge on you.
How the Signs Go To Bed
Makes sure everything is done and ready for tomorrow after a heavily intricate night routine: Virgo, Aries, Cancer, Taurus
Brushes teeth and goes to bed: Libra, Sagittarius, Leo, Capricorn
Falls asleep in their jeans and with their makeup on: Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces
What Pisses the Signs Off
Aries: Having to sit still/having nothing to do
Taurus: A sudden change in plans without warning
Gemini: Being alone or isolated
Cancer: Being forced to talk about their personal life
Leo: Being patronized
Virgo: Rude ass people
Libra: Aggressive loudmouths
Scorpio: People who don’t take a stand in arguments
Sagittarius: Really clingy people
Capricorn: Everything.
Aquarius: People who are their opposite
Pisces: Know-it-alls
☆゚..゚☆ MAGIC ZODIAC☆゚..゚☆
Aries: Strength Potion
Taurus: Turn of Fate Potion
Gemini: Anxiety Free Potion
Cancer: Healing Potion
Virgo: A Glimpse to the future Potion
Leo: Make Amends Potion
Libra: Hex breaker Potion
Scorpio: Love Potion
Sagittarius: Mind Strength Potion
Capricorn: Relax Potion
Aquarius: Blessing Potion
Piscis: Protection Potion
Signs when their phone dies
IT SAID IT WAS STILL AT 4% TRAITOR: Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Virgo
*Scrambling for power outlet and charger*: Capricorn, Aries, Cancer, Sagittarius
Well I’ll just sit here and twiddle my thumbs until a charger appears: Gemini, Libra, Pisces, Leo
The Signs as Old Xian’s Characters
Taurus: Tan Jiu
Aries: Zhan’s Mother
Gemini: Jian Yi
Cancer: Moss
Leo: He Tian
Virgo: Zhan’s Sister
Libra: Mysterious Bracelet Dude in 19 Days, Chap 117
Scorpio: Sun Jing
Sagittarius: He Tian’s Brother
Capricorn: Zhan Zheng Xi
Aquarius: Old Xian
Pisces: Mo Guan Shan












